There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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