I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Randomize
