How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
