help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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