I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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