So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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