do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I'm eating all of the evidence.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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