therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Randomize
