Do you still have your period?
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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