Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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