I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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