How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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