He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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