He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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