I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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