she was so not down for the gang bang
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Randomize
