you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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