The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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