lets start a swedish sibling band together
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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