i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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