ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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