I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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