I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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