I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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