I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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