why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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