windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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