We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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