So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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