So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
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