so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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