I like my sex mixed with concussions.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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