Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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