and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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