we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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