I never want to see another naked old woman again.
are you so shy because you have an std?
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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