he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
you didnt know i had herpes?
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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