I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
