11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
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i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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