Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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