You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
