You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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