what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
