Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
There's always time for handjobs
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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