Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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