dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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