that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I touched a dick in church today
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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