Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
Just cropdusted the office
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
this boner is exhausting
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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