He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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