This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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