is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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