You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
