Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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