Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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