How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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