If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
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